It seems whenever I run into Johns as Dave, Karkat, any male character, they always push ‘i am not a homosexual.’ and it just ruins John’s character.
…hoooooooow?
Seriously, fucking how.
The only possible method to overuse the phrase “i am not a homosexual” is if someone is uh, trying desperately hard to come on to you in a very homosexual fashion.
You’re really not leaving any canon-loyal John roleplayer anything else to fucking do here if you’re that dedicated to getting all inside his anus and living out all of your wildest boyfucking fantasies.