Posts tagged Homestuck

Posted 5 months ago

gordonecker:

sxizzor:

cocksuckingnincompoop:

sxizzor:

the last three had romantic subtext things in canon op i am confuse

also are you saying you don’t smooch your friends

A+ seeing this complaint made about hetero ships for once, though.

whoa they actually are all het

op if this is satire then a+ work gj

Let’s see, what’ve we got here….

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Okay, I’m going to presume that the submission was serious for the sake of snark.

  1. Porrim and Kankri. Not even remotely canon. But it’s also hilarious. It’s sitcom gold!
  2. Dirk and Jane: Lolnope. Maybe Jane <3 ARquiusprite.
  3. Karkat and Nepeta: Heavily implied to have happened in an alternate timeline. And Fefetasprite’s probably Karkat’s number 3 love interest behind Terezi and Jade.
  4. Dave and Jade: Jade dated Davesprite, an alternate timelive versino of Dave, for nearly two years!
  5. Roxy and Dave: They’re not friends, they’ve barely even met, your argument is invalid. Also, it’s been a running gag since A5A2. I mean, I’m not saying that Homestuck’s going to go where Heinlein, Red Dwarf and Futurama have gone before, I personally think it’s pretty frakkin’ unlikely due to the “one yard” speech, tropology and complicated dramatic, comedic and narrative calculus. #or guesstimates of convoluted napkin math, whatever
  6. Rose and Jake. Not friends, barely know eachother, 2x argument invalidation combo! Also, Jakes like a cooler / dorkier, more / less mature, more badass / squeamish version of John Egbert (you know, Rose Lalonde’s secondary love interest).

Also, it seems to me that there is a (MATHS) % chance that the OP was trying to frame friendship and romance as mutually exclusive categories and / or opposing forces, and that sort of framing tends to be kind of problematic. *cringe*

Uhhh….

Number six is Rose/John. Just look at their shirts.

And I’m reasonably sure that’s Dirk in number 5, not Dave.

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions)

Posted 5 months ago

quinkit:

Are you telling me that two characters based off of Jesse and James (and obviously Nepeta is Meowth) could accomplish all of this without digging a hole, delivering overdramatic monologues, or crossdressing? I DON’T THIN-

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oh

oh my god

Hol-E-Shit.

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions)

Posted 5 months ago
merrykitmas:

iit2piinkfriidaybiitch:

aeinberleckre:

Oh, Vriska, how I have missed you.

omg that arm

that arm
how




This is really nice.

merrykitmas:

iit2piinkfriidaybiitch:

aeinberleckre:

Oh, Vriska, how I have missed you.

omg that arm

that arm

how

This is really nice.

(Source: dascus)

Posted 5 months ago

Squarewave’s got a crush

tinkerlu:

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i just feel like since jane isn’t a techie person and doesn’t get that programmy shit she just treats robots like little kids or people or something and FUCK I HAVE A WHOLE AU FOR IT OK?? but what ever. Squarewave has a crush on her because if that isn’t the cutest thing ever idk what is. 

This is actually a really adorable idea.

Posted 5 months ago

Conducting an experiment see if certain zodiacs tend to match certain classes. Please put your zodiac (♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓) in your class row. If you are a cusp, please choose just one of your zodiacs. Thank you!

  1. Knight: ♉, ♊, ♍, ♎, ♐, ♑, ♑, ♓
  2. Seer: ♊, ♍, ♌, ♑, ♓
  3. Rogue: ♐, ♒, ♓
  4. Thief:
  5. Prince: ♊, ♒, ♎
  6. Bard:
  7. Sylph:
  8. Witch: ♋, ♉
  9. Heir:
  10. Page: ♍, ♓
  11. Mage: ♊, ♋, ♌, ♌, ♒, ♓
  12. Maid: ♌, ♏
  13. Muse: ♎, ♒
  14. Lord:
Posted 6 months ago

How the trolls might Ascend:

bladekindeyewear:

vexarian asked: “Are you drunk or something, because that conclusion is pretty inexplicable.”

Well, it’s at least something worth considering, isn’t it?

Mituna did something huge and important back in the trolls’ alpha session, implied even to be crucial to our heroes’ present chance of victory. But what was it? Until now, I didn’t have the slightest clue.

However… all the surviving Non-God-Tier trolls (and Gamzee, who’s up in the air) are Prospit dreamers. Some theorists have insisted that the trolls will ascend before the end, though as with Mituna’s sacrifice, they had no clue about the details that would result in such a thing. But if Mituna’s great sacrifice was to launch the alpha troll session’s Prospit, Quest Crypts and all, across Paradox Space…?

Mituna is the Heir of Doom, one who invites change in Sacrifice and change through Sacrifice. Such a momentous act, presumably crucial for Paradox Space’s survival, definitely fits within the context of his role!

I hesitantly agree.

I have been theorizing myself that a truly successful session should see the ascension of all of it’s players as gods, sort of as a mark of approval given by Skaia, but I’ve been lacking any means for Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, etc to be able to do so considering the destruction of their own session and dreamselves. This could make sense to solve that issue.

Posted 6 months ago

quinkit:

I think evil clown powers would be cooler if instead of literally keeping Gamzee alive, they would just ensure some cop-out would happen to save him. He could drink a fuchsia potion, and suddenly Feferi’s blood would actually have healing properties and he’d be a-okay, but if anyone else tried it, they’d just get a a bad taste in their mouth and a BLUH panel. It could lead to some pretty funny stuff as the cop-outs get more and more ridiculous. It would fit in with both his passive role as a Bard to effect the story in a more indirect way, and his tricky clown persona to be able to find ways to cheat death.

This is just an idea I had, and surprisingly I actually don’t have a problem with the explanation of his survival as it is. His “death” was basically a big joke anyway, so I can accept the fact that the way he survived was just part of that joke. I’m still bummed that he’s alive but that’s just because of all my other reasons I hate the character.

I pretty much agree.

Posted 7 months ago

i-ship-it-like-fedex:

DeviantArt Gamzee fans react to Gamzee’s death

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Am I a bad person for enjoying their suffering?

(Source: naegishoodie)

Posted 7 months ago

quinkit:

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

But why?

Posted 7 months ago

Which Homestuck character are you?

whereloquaciousnessgoestodie:

techloveartist:

time-is-dead-kids:

railerat:

strideer:

cantankerousgiraffe:

bluesollux:

newlemons:

countdirkula:

egbertsdad:

mortson:

portablemiah:

i got dave

surprise surprise 

Jake english (im not surprised at all)

Nepeta Leijon i am very shocked 

dave strider i kind of saw that one coming

Jake English

Not sure how to comment on that?

Jade Harley.

Sup, Grandpa?

I got Roxy!

there was really no chance that i’d get anyone else

i got john

Karkat? I’m… confused.

i got…feferi????

Dirk!

Rose. Unsurprising.

I got John, not too surprised by that either.

(Source: yorshs)