I Say Things

Cosplay is kind of dorky to start with, but taking it to these sort of insane levels is really embarrassing and I’m honestly shocked that anyone can actually stand to do this shit.

gordonecker:

sxizzor:

cocksuckingnincompoop:

sxizzor:

the last three had romantic subtext things in canon op i am confuse

also are you saying you don’t smooch your friends

A+ seeing this complaint made about hetero ships for once, though.

whoa they actually are all het

op if this is satire then a+ work gj

Let’s see, what’ve we got here….

Okay, I’m going to presume that the submission was serious for the sake of snark.

1. Porrim and Kankri. Not even remotely canon. But it’s also hilarious. It’s sitcom gold!
2. Dirk and Jane: Lolnope. Maybe Jane <3 ARquiusprite.
3. Karkat and Nepeta: Heavily implied to have happened in an alternate timeline. And Fefetasprite’s probably Karkat’s number 3 love interest behind Terezi and Jade.
4. Dave and Jade: Jade dated Davesprite, an alternate timelive versino of Dave, for nearly two years!
5. Roxy and Dave: They’re not friends, they’ve barely even met, your argument is invalid. Also, it’s been a running gag since A5A2. I mean, I’m not saying that Homestuck’s going to go where Heinlein, Red Dwarf and Futurama have gone before, I personally think it’s pretty frakkin’ unlikely due to the “one yard” speech, tropology and complicated dramatic, comedic and narrative calculus. #or guesstimates of convoluted napkin math, whatever
6. Rose and Jake. Not friends, barely know eachother, 2x argument invalidation combo! Also, Jakes like a cooler / dorkier, more / less mature, more badass / squeamish version of John Egbert (you know, Rose Lalonde’s secondary love interest).

Also, it seems to me that there is a (MATHS) % chance that the OP was trying to frame friendship and romance as mutually exclusive categories and / or opposing forces, and that sort of framing tends to be kind of problematic. *cringe*

Uhhh….

Number six is Rose/John. Just look at their shirts.

And I’m reasonably sure that’s Dirk in number 5, not Dave.

(Source: unpopular-hs-opinions)

I’m pretty sure this doesn’t happen?

I mean I would definitely look down on a man who only ships F/F.

You’re opposed to Dave/Jade and Rose/John?

Man, you can go to hell.

You’re stupid.

…And?

You do realize that the phrase “kawaii yaois”, is intended to be ironic, right?

Fandoms, and particularly Tumblr, can be pretty obscene with weird double standards and pseudo-social justice.

That’s nice. No one cares.

And if you’re like “no, I just don’t like those awful yaoi fangirls” then it’s also pretty sexist of you.

So you’re saying that being a terrible yaoi fangirl is so integral to being female, that it’s sexist to dislike people who display these characteristics?

That’s pretty fucking sexist of you.

Also moronic.

This isn’t coincidental. The two ships are actually designed specifically to parallel each other.